Why on earth should anyone believe the outrageous claims of this title-selling site? Its sales pitch starts as follows.

“We arrange titles of nobility from European noble families. Become a Lord (Lady), Baron (Baroness), Count (Countess) or King (Queen). We also arrange titles of nobility for your dog or cat.”

Any idiot who believes that you can become a King or Queen is clearly lacking in brain cells, and the claim that they can give a title to your dog or cat beggars belief.

However, clearly, some deluded idiots must believe their claims, as follows, otherwise, why would they stay in business:

“Are you tired of the daily grind and longing for a touch of aristocratic flair in your life? Look no further than MAKE ME NOBLE, your gateway to the exclusive world of European nobility. We are thrilled to offer you the opportunity to become an honorary member of our prestigious European Aristocratic Society.

Imagine the prestige and respect that comes with being addressed as “Lord“ or “Lady“ – it’s a dream that can now become a reality. Whether you’ve always fantasized about hosting lavish balls in your castle or simply want to add a touch of sophistication to your social media profiles, MAKE ME NOBLE has the perfect solution for you.

Our expert team has meticulously curated a selection of authentic titles of nobility, ranging from the esteemed rank of Lord (Lady) to the regal status of Count (Countess). Simply browse our online store, select the title that speaks to your inner royal, and we’ll handle the rest. Within a matter of days, you’ll receive your personalized certificate of appointment.”